Yet Another Useless Cat

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Obbop says:
Purrfect setting!!!!
Use the BB gun to off the rodent while avoiding hitting the cat.
Challanging!!! Fun for the entire family.
And, requires skill and calm nerves, unless you despise cats making near-misses of the rodent still satisfying.
Derek says:
Cats will play with prey. My cat will play with my dog fine, but after a point, the cat always goes for the jugular out of instinct, and the dog, anticipating this move, whines and struggles. Somehow I don’t think the mouse has much of a chance in that scenario.
anon says:
Dude, that’s a rat, not a mouse. I say shoot them both.
Doh says:
Fill the whole thing with clear epoxy…instant keepsake.
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anonymous says:
>>Doh
This man speaks the truth…
Runamok says:
FAIL!
meteors says:
My friend in Australia keeps a 3.5 meter Olive Python which he caught. When I was at his house, he had put a rabbit in the tank for feeding.
The snake showed no interest (obviously wasn’t hungry). The rabbit became quite chill in there, and at one point, the two of them touched noses. A kiss!
Kittah says:
So somehow a cat playing with a pet rat, one it was probably raised with, is somehow a bad thing that makes him useless?
Well, besides being a rather indelicate foodstuff for 1/4 of the world’s population, I can’t think of a single good use for dogs. Dumb, pavlovian, dependent, whiney, messy, drooling morons who just as soon kill and eat you as look at you if you don’t have a treat in hand or a way to get them outside so they can piss or shiat.
Jesse says:
Kittah: I guess you’ve never met a dog that catches mice. My Jack Russell (bred originally for Fox hunting) is quite adept.
bob dobbs says:
we’ve advanced as a life race beyond our natural oppositions. cats do not always need to attack and eat mice. tom and jerry was the outro celebration to this. ren and stimpy was the ‘get out the door’.
we’re in such a high water market globally that these things can be overcome by alternatives. you’ll see these pictures of cats sitting down next to squirrels, cheetahs and antelope, lions and lambs, muffins and humans all working alongside, not destroying one another. did you see the one with the waterbuffalo and the lions? it was magical.
this will lead to voluntary evolution and intelligent human organization versus contrived and customary.
Laura says:
Does anyone know what breed of cat that is? He looks exactly like my cat, so I’m curious to know.
Amy says:
Hi, I’m a political scientist and that cat isn’t useless: it’s consensus building!
poo says:
it’s a gerbil.
Alex says:
That mouse is cuter than the cat
Anglictina says:
Why people aren´t like mouse and cat?
My Cat Wears Clothes says:
These are some truly awesome pictures. I wish I had got my hands on them first
subcorpus says:
photoshopped …
i dont think this can be real …
the first one may be …
but the rest just cant be …
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Jacko says:
What a bunch of moronic posts! The pictures are cute. And i actually think rats, mice are cute too and i feel bad that idiots get enjoyment out of feeding them to their snakes. Kittah is either insane or just messing around because shes a cat lover. Dogs are probably the most innocent wonderful creatures on earth.
Marylou says:
I think that might be a gerbil
Legaia says:
Cat & Rat – BFF
Freddy C says:
One photo looks like the rodent is biting the cat and the cat is crying for help. Man up, Kitty!
Heather says:
love <3
Rachael says:
lol legaia
hehe very cute piccies x
mm i own 5 cats and all of them have different crazy personalities ;D i think its cute that the rat and cat are fwends
Rachael says:
ooh and i also have 2 dogs.. also jack russels
so watch out kittah ;P
sarah says:
Why is the cat and rat/mouse stuck between two pieces of glass? Cruel much…?
Libbeth says:
This is a cat and a young rat, stuck between sliding glass doors and what looks like a storm door. The cat asks to be freed from its prison and becomes resigned and then catatonic when the owners refuse to free it. The space between these doors is likely to be overly hot or overly cold. In this setting, the cat is uncomfortable and upset and is cetainly not in hunting or play mode and so tolerates/ignores the rat. As to the cat versus dog controversy, nothing could be stupider than to value one animal over another. Properly evolved human beings respect and love all other forms of life.
priya says:
>>Jesse
hey..my lhasa spitz catches mice all the time. and i hv seen plenty more who do…
tyler says:
soooooo old man this came out 4 years ago and you didn’t even credit the original author. be original for once!!!!
MICHAEL J. SCHMITZ says:
YOU KNOW WITH THE MAJOR CHANGES IN NATURE, BRINGS UPON CHANGES IN LIFES BEHAVIOR, INCLUDING ANIMALS. SO YOUR WORD WORTHLESS IS’NT CALLED FOR. UNTIL PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO HAVE THE SOLUTION TO DELETE GLOBAL WARMING AND GET IT DONE, I BELIEVE EVERYBODY IS FINDING ALL KINDS OF CHANGES THESE DAYS. SO FIVE YOUR CAT SOME SLACK AND RELAX.
Mr_Brightside says:
FAIL!
EPIC FAIL!
DEVIL says:
BIT LATE IN POSTING THIS COMMENT BUT ‘OBBOP’ A “NEAR-MISS” IS INFACT A HIT!!! AND THEREFORE IS WRONGLY USED IN YOUR COMMENT.
Keith says:
Nice…great post
MICHAEL J. SCHMITZ says:
TO EACH HIS OR HER OWN.
anony says:
Cats won’t chase something unless it wants to be chases. If the mouse were to run away, the cat would be interested in attacking. The mouse isn’t afraid, the cat isn’t interested. Simple.
As for the whole cat playing with it’s prey, it wouldn’t cuddle it. The cat would bat at the mouse until it was senseless.
Xjak says:
OMG the kitty looks like the firefox and the mouse can be internet explorer DIE MOUSE!!!!!!!!
WOW, YO PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID says:
That’s a domesticated pet rat, not a wild animal. Do you simpletons honestly think a wild animal would pose for a picture??? I have pet rats, and they LOVE my cat, and often hang out/sleep with it. Jesus fucking christ, you children really don’t get out much, much less have the ability to identify a common mammal.
Fuck you people are stupid.
Diane says:
My cat bought a rat in the other week and I got bitten picking it up to throw it out. One tetanus jab later and a weeks worth of antibiotics and my thumb has nearly healed up!
Andreas says:
Haha
thats realy funny and both are realy cute.
Obbop says:
“A “NEAR-MISS” IS INFACT A HIT!!!” (sic)
Semantics, I suppose.
When calling in NGFS (Naval gunfire support) the term “near miss” was used at that particular time and place to indicate that while the war-shot did miss the desired target the shot was close enough to provide desirable effects (such as keeping the Commies head’s down).
A “full miss” was a worthles shot and a “got the bastards!!!!) should be self-explanatry.
Hope this enlightened thee.
Besides, I wouldn’t actually use a BB gun on the critters.
I prefer a flame thrower for the fun visual effects.
Carry on, civilian.
ncaditya.com says:
Looks like Tom and Jerry have finally become friends
I love cats too. Here are some cool cat pics on my blog: http://www.ncaditya.com/pictures-of-cute-cats/
Really cute
Netestact says:
tests time mashine
Jake says:
Kittah, you’re a douche. You should read a book. Dogs have helped the blind, the old, police, armies, and other people for a long time. All the while your cat pisses on the carpet, scratches the shit out of your door frame, and brings dead animals into the house.
On a side note, great series of photos. Sorry that your cat sucks.
odiman2003 says:
i hate rat’s , so i hope that rat should die and you cat dont get sick
Peter says:
1. MICHAEL J. SCHMITZ: chill the fuck out, its a joke.
2.WOW, YO PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID: You have no way of knowing where the rat is from. Maybe, just maybe, the camera-person was in the right place at the right time.
3.Kittah: you are are a “douche”. Please refer to #1
beside those, great post
Cyclonus says:
Poor cat he doesn’t know any better. If that was my cat he would of killed that rat the second he got close to it. I saw him once kill a pigeon that landed in our backyard. Guess being 20 lbs helps to take down your prey.
editmetry says:
Using internet is simple as hell. But I can tell y ou right now, it can be very hard, if you are the first time user.
So, first thing I suggest – open the Explorer, and type in the address you like.
You’ll get there really fast, it depends on your connection speed.
Good luck.
Terry says:
Libbeth is the only smart one here…
kookimebux says:
Hello. And Bye.
dude says:
For the haters talking about shooting the cat and mouse; why don’t you make the world a better place and shoot yourself so we don’t have to put up with your worthless advice.